Lance: My girlfriend turned into quintessense…
Keith, who spent the last 6+ years saving his beloved just to lose him to another guy: That’s rough, buddy.
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ok underrated part of ragnarok: “and he knows i love snakes”. hes just so friendly. just so famously loving of snakes that loki was like, oh, i know whatll get him, the friendly bastard
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.
I’m reblogging this only because I am literally this very second eating chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, the big jar open on my lap, and when I read this I actually froze with a cookie in my hand halfway to my mouth like a goddamn cartoon character